They’re Like a Bigger and Angrier Snap, Crackle, and Pop
Anthony Schlegel, AJ Hawk and Bobby Carpenter are the newest breakfast cereal mascots, as their scowling visages will grace boxes of “Buckey Heroes,” the newest crap that idiots in Columbus will buy because it’s red and has an O on it. The cereal seems like it’s basically Cheerios, as it is simply cereal in the shape of an ‘O.’ Originially, the plan was to have block O’s in the cereal, but as anyone who’s ever eaten Lucky Charms will attest, it is a rare case when cereal that supposed to be shaped like something actually looks like that thing. So now they’re just regular O’s. But, it’s no matter, with mascots this lovable, it doesn’t matter what’s in the box.
Appetizing.
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1 opinion for They’re Like a Bigger and Angrier Snap, Crackle, and Pop
eric slocum
Aug 30, 2006 at 5:15 pm
Did Bobby Carpenter every do anything? I mean anything besides become more famous after being injured?
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