The Super Bowl? It Super Blowed
Yeah, so the Colts have now won two of the sloppiest Super Bowls (yesterday’s and number V). I’m not sure what that means about the franchise, but I wouldn’t be too happy if I were a Colts fan. Actually, I’d be Rex-tatic. You just won the Super Bowl. Who cares how crappy the game was and that Prince didn’t play any of his own songs? Even if it’s the worst Super Bowl ever, it’s still a Super Bowl.
Those denizens of the Windy City, take heart. You lost the Super Bowl, but it wasn’t the most embarrassing performance ever. That still belongs to the Giants shit-show (literally) against the Ravens. Plus, were you really expecting to win. Your coach was blacker than the Colts. Unless Djimoun Huonsou somehow was calling the plays for the Colts, you were shit out of luck.
Also, figure out a way to have Devin Hester touch the ball on offense. End-arounds? Anybody?
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