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The Future of Ohio State Football Related Bands

by Albert Bianchi on November 14th, 2006

You have no doubt heard of Dead Schembechlers. The Schembechlers are featured semi-regularly on Deadspin per one of their major themes: Ohio is a crazy, crazy place. They have now emerged from the underground and have been featured on the Worldwide Leader.But here’s the question that must plague the central Ohio music scene: Where do we go from here? The Dead Schembechlers are now the most famous a Punk Regional Specific Football Band can potentially be. I assume. What’s the next logical step for a Buckeye Band. Well, a skinny-tied, horn-rimmed, generally-worshipped coach inspired a lame punk band. A sweater-vested generally-worshipped coach would naturally lead to

a lame emo band.

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Possible names include:

  • Lloyd Carr Confessional
  • Moeller! at the Disco
  • Taking Back Crisler
  • The Yostal Service (Thanks to Craig D. Barker.)

So on November 19th, Buckeyes, use your depression to produce something vaguely musical. I already gave you a head start.

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1 opinion for The Future of Ohio State Football Related Bands

  • rob.
    Nov 15, 2006 at 9:33 pm

    update this thing, you bum. ..there isn’t enough michigan-osu material out there for me to read. i need more. oh wait, nevermind..

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