Official-Statement-to-Actual-Meaning Translator: Pac-Man Jones edition
“Last week, I asked for an opportunity to meet privately with commissioner Goodell,” Jones said. “I met with him earlier today to tell him about the steps I have taken to change my life since being suspended by the NFL. I accept the discipline that’s been imposed on me and I am withdrawing my appeal.”
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“The commish said that if I didn’t shut up, he’d make it two years.”
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