Hey, Who Wants to Make David Wright Sound Like a Pussy?
Nothing says more about a baseball player than his at-bat music. Well, maybe OPS, but after that, it’s totally at-bat music. That’s why it’s extremely risky for David Wright to put his at-bat music in the hands of us fickle internet denizens. It’s not like we vote disingenuously for more hilarious results. That has never happened!
Last year Davey had such at-bat classics at “Up In Here” by DMX and the Beastie Boys’ “Brass Monkey.” For the upcoming season, Wright has given the voters a variety of choices, and by variety, I mean a ridiculous overkill amount. There are fifty choices! Fifty! There are some pretty badass songs on there, but some choices stand out. The notables are:
“Soul Meets Body” - Death Cab for Cutie: David Wright could use a little cred with the Seth Cohen emo crowd.
Theme from the A-Team: Honestly, this is just an inspired choice and in a just world should probably win.
“Brown Sugar” - Rolling Stones: This is easily my favorite song about having sex with slaves. Thomas Jefferson’s too. How’d this get past the vetting process?
“Welcome to the Black Parade” - My Chemical Romance: Only if David starts wearing eyeliner.
“I Write Sins Not Tragedies” - Panic! At The Disco: What’s will all these make-up bands. And who uses exclamation points so willy-nilly?
Oh, there’s also a write-in section, say if you think David Wright’s at-bat music should be “Breakfast at Tiffany’s” by Deep Blue Something.
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