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Dana Altman Gets His Hamlet On

by Albert Bianchi on April 4th, 2007

ardanaaraltman.jpgTwo days ago, Dana Altman was the head men’s basketball coach of the Arkansas Razorbacks. Three days previously he was the coach at Creighton. He’s the coach at Creighton again today. Presumably, he just noticed the “Ar” in front of Kansas and had some second thoughts. (Those two little letters change the nature of the job immensely.)

By the way, that’s right Ar-kan-saw, we know you’re just Kansas with a couple letters in front of you. We figured you out. Hey, you know what? Maybe Wisconsin should change their name to Armichigan. Or Nevada could be Ararizona. Hell, North Dakota could be Arsouth Dakota. Would you like that, Razorbacks? Should all our states just be named after other states? Would that be optimum?

You don’t even deserve a coach; I’m glad Altman left you idiots. Your state quarter is a jumbled mess, by the way. In terms of states, you barely rank above Ohio.

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