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We’re One Step Closer to Removing Jimmy Kimmel from Television Entirely

by Albert Bianchi on October 18th, 2007

jimmykimmel.jpgJimmy Kimmel is banned from Monday Night Football. Awesome. Now, the official reasoning behind the ban was that his jokes were classless and disappointing. I prefer to believe he was banned simply because he isn’t really that funny. It’s not that his jokes are inherently unfunny, he may just have the worst delivery ever. I think this was most evident by the success of the Man Show. That idea was so fantastic that Kimmel’s and Carolla’s combined lack of charisma didn’t harm the show immensely.

Kimmel was none to pleased about the ban.

“I just can’t imagine CBS Sports putting out a similar statement about David Letterman,” Kimmel said, laughing.

It should be noted that Kimmel is not David Letterman. Also, if history is any indication, he was probably the only one laughing. Anyways, I can now watch Monday Night Football without fear.

Next step, banning him from Jimmy Kimmel Live.

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5 opinions for We’re One Step Closer to Removing Jimmy Kimmel from Television Entirely

  • Stirgy
    Oct 20, 2007 at 1:29 am

    F-uck You. Kimmel Rules, you have no sense of g-damn humor. Whose comedy DO you like?

  • Albert Bianchi
    Oct 20, 2007 at 3:56 am

    I appreciate the half-ass attempt of censoring “fuck.” Are we trying to internet-one-up-sense-of-humor each other? Because if that’s the case, I’m going to have to note my unadulterated love of Arrested Development.

  • Matt
    Oct 21, 2007 at 5:05 pm

    Kimmel rules? Rules what? The only thing he gave me was “Girls on Trampolines”, but even then, I’m pretty sure that was Corolla’s brain-child.

  • matisse
    Oct 27, 2007 at 6:38 pm

    kimmel is hillarious with his dry humour. if you don’t get it you are retarded. just watch any of his roast speeches and you should find yourself laughing. he’s also funnier then david letterman

  • Matt
    Oct 29, 2007 at 9:48 am

    Kimmel is mediocre at best. I’m not commenting on his roast speeches either, although I don’t think that having good roast speeches puts you in the Humor Hall of Fame. I agree thta he’s funnier that Letterman.

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