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Vinny Testaverde to Retire… for Now

by Albert Bianchi on December 29th, 2007

 At a press conference yesterday,  Vinny stared out into the distance, and said “I’m retiring, but I’ll still be around. Wherever there’s an ineffective starting quarterback, I’ll be there. Wherever there’s an inexplicably brittle young starter, I’ll be there. Wherever there’s a need for an inexpensive, last-second replacement, I’ll be there. Wherever there’s orange camouflage, I’ll be there, too.” He then silently walked away from the podium as each reporter shed a single tear.

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