Leftover Pigskinnery
Because of technical difficulties and federal holidays of giving thanks, I’ve been absent from blog county for a week. Thusly, today I’ll be forcing all of Thanksgiving week into a single day’s worth of posts. It will be just like the sandwich I made out of all the leftovers. (Note: Pumpkin pie’s taste is surprisingly complimentary to that of stuffing.) First off, the little tidbits which don’t necessitate a full post, but are worth mentioning anyways.
- Per Thanksgiving tradition, the Lions lost, the Cowboys won, and no one cared about the night game on NFL Network.
- Tim Tebow has a broken hand. It’s his right hand, which would be bad news if Tebow wasn’t wrong-handed. How could this possibly happen in an offense that runs the quarterback directly at the defense repeatedly?
- Citizen Eco-Drive’s Eli Manning “Perfection” commercial repeatedly playing throughout the Giants loss to the Vikings was so ironic, Alanis Morissette could sense it from Canada.
- Hey, speaking of Canada, the CFL season ended. The Saskatchewan Roughriders beat the Winnipeg Blue Bombers. That sentence is funny on its own.
- Nick Saban: a man of perspective.
- Missouri moved to number one in the BCS thanks to their win in the Border-War game between Kansas and Missouri, which was played in Kansas City, Missouri. Seriously, why is Kansas City in Missouri? Also, why is there a Michigan City, Indiana? Does this make any sense to anyone.
- The Raiders finally snapped their 13-game losing streak in the AFC West. You have to be really bad to lose that many games consecutively in the AFC West. So, congratulations Raiders, I guess.
- Kurt Warner threw for a ridiculous amount of yards, then fumbled the ball in his own endzone during Career Microcosm Day at University of Phoenix Stadium.
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