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Archive for the ‘Tennis’ Category

May 14th, 2008

Justine Henin and Annika Sorenstam Retire, End Careers in— OH MAN LOOK AT THAT HOTTIE!

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So the big news in the women’s tennis and golf world today is the retirement of Justine Henin and Annika Sorenstam, respectively. Much is to be made about how these great athletes are stepping down in their prime and blah blah blah have you seen […]

By Alejandro de los Rios -- 0 comments

February 29th, 2008

Grunting Leads to Banning of Tennis Player

In Australia, a 9-year-old girl has been banned for grunting while on the court. The girl, named Lauryn Edwards, was told to be quiet or she couldn’t play anymore. Reportedly, the little girl let loose a grunt and then was kicked out.
How ridiculous is this? Banning a 9-year-old for grunting while playing tennis? Isn’t that […]

By Kori Ellis -- 1 comment

January 27th, 2008

Not Rafael Nadal or Roger Federer Wins Australian Open

For the first time since 2005, someone who doesn’t wear capri pants and isn’t a robot sent from the future to dominate tennis won a major open. That non-robot normal-pants-wearer is 20-year-old Serbian Novak Djokovic. Djokovic dropped the first set to unseeded Frenchman Jo-Wilfried Tsonga — his first set lost in the entire open — […]

By Albert Bianchi -- 1 comment

January 26th, 2008

Tennis Returns to Normalcy

When Roger Federer was eliminated in the semis of the Australian Open, I had no idea how to respond. My faith in men’s tennis — yay, all that I knew existed — was shaken. But then Maria Sharapova won the women’s half of the open, and I remembered she was attractive. I can really only […]

By Albert Bianchi -- 2 comments

November 1st, 2007

Cocaine’s a Hell of a Drug

I thought I would never be surprised by an athlete getting suspended for drugs. I’ve prepared myself for almost anything. I’m ready for all my childhood heroes to fall from grace into a tomb of suspicion, denials and innuendos. But I was not ready for Martina Hingis (allegedly) testing positive for cocaine. This completely and […]

By Albert Bianchi -- 0 comments

July 13th, 2007

It Is Likely This Made Chris Berman’s Head Explode

Maria Sharapova wore a leather dress to the ESPYs. That is really all you need to know.

You’re with all of us, Maria. You truly are.
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By Albert Bianchi -- 1 comment

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