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Archive for the ‘Olympics’ Category

April 24th, 2008

The Chinese Plan To Torture Our Athletes

Meet Liu Qi. Liu has many hobbies, not the least of which is being the current president of Beijing’s Olympic Organizing Committee, being the former Chinese Minister of Commerce and torturing people (from Truthdig):
In an extensive legal opinion, the U.S. District Court in San Francisco determined that Liu was responsible for the illegal detention […]

By Alejandro de los Rios -- 1 comment

April 11th, 2008

The Death Of Sports: Olympic Torch Edition

by Alejandro de los Rios

First impressions are hard. Usually forced, awkward, with all parties just wishing they could somehow just skip getting to know each other and just know each other. You know? Some first impressions are perfect, most are awkward, while some are just completely disasterous. With that in mind, what better way to […]

By Alejandro de los Rios -- 2 comments

April 10th, 2008

People Seem to Be Worked Up About This Whole Olympics Thing

Image details: Protests Erupt As Olympic Torch Relay Winds Through San Francisco served by picapp.com

The Olympic Torch arrived in San Francisco yesterday. As expected, there were a bunch of protesters. The torch was rerouted to avoid anti-China hordes. Many of the protesters waved Tibetan flags, even one of the torch-carriers had a Tibetan flag on […]

By Albert Bianchi -- 0 comments

March 10th, 2008

Gold Medal Favorite Might Skip Olympics

This year is make-or-break for China’s international image, or at least it appears so. The Chinese government is going to great lengths — sometimes even hilarious, super-villain lengths — to make China’s formal introduction to popular consciousness the best it possibly can be. China’s can’t change all its problems with bizarre technology however. Its ties to […]

By Albert Bianchi -- 0 comments

February 11th, 2008

You Know What? A Curling Reality Show Would Probably Be Awesome

I will say one good thing about Comcast — or rather, two, the other being that the Joel Zumaya commercial is still awesome — during the Olympics, I get to watch live Olympic events, mostly thanks to CBC. Ah yes, Canada, our delightful neighbors to the north. You see, they actually show the Olympic events […]

By Albert Bianchi -- 1 comment

January 15th, 2008

The IOC has a Weird Concept of Advantage

The IOC has ruled double-amputee sprinter Oscar Pistorius in ineligible for the Olympics because his artificial limbs give him an unfair advantage. Considering their terrible track record on steroids, they figured this is the only sort of unfair advantage they’d be able to notice, so might as well ban the guy, which they essentially have […]

By Albert Bianchi -- 0 comments

August 28th, 2007

Nolan Richardson Exists In His Own Private, Cheesy Sports Movie

The United States beat Mexico by 27 in some international basketball game that was in no way affiliated with the Olympics. This is not news. The only reason I mention it is because only after America beat Mexico by 27 points did I become aware that Team Mexico is coached by Nolan Richardson. Yes, the […]

By Albert Bianchi -- 0 comments

July 31st, 2007

Steven Spielberg, Mia Farrow, the ‘08 China Olympics, and the Sudan

This is one of the odder stories involving the Chinese Olympics, but it’s an archetype we will probably be seeing more of as the ‘08 Olympics approach. Sometimes, with all the charm of Chinglish, Yao Ming and Pandas, we forget that sometimes China isn’t exactly the best behaved nation. And sometimes we forget that Steven […]

By Albert Bianchi -- 8 comments

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