by Alejandro de los Rios
First impressions are hard. Usually forced, awkward, with all parties just wishing they could somehow just skip getting to know each other and just know each other. You know? Some first impressions are perfect, most are awkward, while some are just completely disasterous. With that in mind, what better way to […]
2008 has almost started, and I’ve pretty much given up on my resolutions already, so I’m going to get a head start on breaking my resolutions for the year after that. Without further time-altering ado, my 2009 New Year’s resolutions.- Stop kicking to Devin Hester, but stick to it this year.- Trade Kobe back- Finish […]
Miami, 2010 — The 2010 World Series Champs have begun their expected salary purge by unloading World Series MVP Cameron Maybin for the two minor leaguers, a player to be named later, and a 5-tool embryo currently in the 6th week of gestation. The yet unnamed embryo, which is expected to be promoted to […]
2007
Navy cornerback Ram Vela leaps over a Notre Dame blocker to tackle quarterback Evan Sharpley.
2008
Navy Seal Ram Vela leaps over Al-Qaeda number 2 man to capture Osama Bin-Laden.
2009
Admiral Ram Vela leaps over the DMZ to capture North Korean Dictator Kim Jong-Il.
2010
Secretary of Defense Ram Vela leaps over the Persian Gulf to capture Iranian Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.
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July, 2010 - At an Applied Cryogenics press conference yesterday, Vinny Testaverde announced his plans to cyrogenically freeze himself so that he will be prepared in the case a quarterback starved NFL team would call upon him. Testaverde, 46, has said his declining health predicated his decision to freeze himself. Testaverde stated,”Although I believe […]
Following the week three loss to Notre Dame, Michigan fans could take no more. Michigan dropped its third straight home game, and fifth straight overall. The Wolverines went from a pre-season top-five ranking to 0-3; it was the tipping point. Though some fans, bloggers and media-folk had been calling for head coach Lloyd Carr to […]
France, 2008 - Frenchman Pierre Boulanger has been declared the winner of the 2008 Tour de France following the stage one disqualification of every single competitor. Boulanger is the first Frenchman to win the Tour since 1985. Boulanger was biking to his home in Brest when he was spotted by Tour officials. Needing a winner […]
Washington, DC - 2014 - Congressional hearings into performance enhancers in the world of competitive-eating continued today. The current and former heads of the International Federation of Competitive Eating finished their testimony yesterday; today featured the testimony of the stars of the then famous, now infamous, 2007 Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Competition.
After being sworn in, […]
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Written by Alejandro de los Rios [email], and Cherie Lampley for b5media.
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