Yesterday, McNamee’s lawyer, Richard Emery, said that President Bush would pardon Roger Clemens. What do you have to say to that, Rusty Hardin?
“Richard Emery just has to quit smoking his own dope,” said Rusty Hardin, one of Clemens’ attorneys.
Goodness, was Rusty Hardin this hi-larious when defending Arthur Andersen?
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After yesterday’s bigger-waste-of-tax-dollars-than-usual, the backwater lawyers of each client continue to spout off about nearly anything and everything. Now, although Roger Clemens hasn’t been convicted (or charged) with a crime, Brian McNamee’s lawyer thinks President Bush will pardon Clemens. Sure, why the hell not?
Lawyer Richard Emery made the claims Thursday, a day after a congressional […]
Clemens: Remember what Carmelo Anthony says about snitching?
Don’t.
Andy Pettitte, who admitted to using HGH immediately after he as accused of doing so, is likely to testify to that effect before Congress. This is probably going to screw Roger Clemens, but whatever, Clemens has his own foolproof statistical defense which cannot be refuted in any way!
“Based […]
Here’s the whole thing. All 409 pages of it. Four-freaking-hundred and nine. Is that really necessary? I mean, we could have just done with a list. It could have said these guys were stupid enough to have steroids delivered to their house or pay with checks.
Television has ruined my attention span. There is no way […]
Yeah, well screw you.
Sincerely,
The Federal Government
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Ricky Williams is back, my friends! And after Mike Vick’s kennel, Chris Henry’s various misadventures, Tank Johnson’s stash of guns, Pacman Jones’ making it rain, and all the various other NFL misdeeds since your departure, you really are like a breath of fresh air. Well, maybe not fresh air.
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The Colorado Rockies have had nothing to do for a while. They haven’t lost since 2003 and may be a little over confident. They swept the D-Backs a couple weeks ago or something, and I think they’re getting a little stir-crazy. This confident boredom might have led to them getting in a little bit over […]
See, Michael Vick signed his contract. Then he got a bonus for signing his contract. They called this a “signing bonus.” Recently, Michael Vick was convicted on dog-fighting charges. This is all pretty despicable. To my knowledge, he hasn’t gone back in time and not signed his contract. So, because I’m not a lawyer, it […]
Al Sharpton wants Isiah Thomas to apologize to women. Isiah Thomas doesn’t want to apologize to women. This, apparently, is his reasoning.
“You can’t say that. You can say what you didn’t say because if you say what you didn’t say, than y’all print what is said. That’s how you got me on the Bird […]
The Northern Colorado punter who stabbed the starting punter in a bizarre bid to play has been sentenced.
Former Northern Colorado backup punter Mitch Cozad was sentenced to seven years in prison Tuesday for stabbing a rival in what prosecutors said was a brutal attempt to take over the starter’s role.
“Clearly, this was deliberate to hurt […]
At this point, I’m pretty sure that Yahoo! just automatically puts “loses” after “Thomas.” Just like it automatically puts an exclamation point after “Yahoo.” I mean, it would save some time, probably.
Anyways, the jury decided that Madison Square Garden and Thomas were guilty of sexual harassment. Only MSG has to pay up, and the amount […]
OJ Simpson has been named a suspect in a casino break-in involving sports memorabilia. He’s been questioned, and the investigators have said they’ve gotten “conflicting stories.”
Well, let’s get these out of the way:
He’s out there looking for the real casino breaker-inners!
He’s publishing a book, If I Broke Into a Casino and Stole Sports Memorabilia, This […]
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