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Archive for the ‘Auto-Racing’ Category

May 16th, 2008

Gran Turismo 5 Will Feature Invincible Car Technology

Some sad new for any Playstation 3 owners out there: Your console is a $600 piece of crap. No, seriously.
I remember back in college when my roommate bought a PS3 soon after it was released. He refused to buy a second controller or more than one game (both were too expensive, he said) and he […]

By Alejandro de los Rios -- 0 comments

April 1st, 2008

Nazi Sex Scandal!

Now that I have your attention, there was a Nazi sex scandal involving F1 racing’s president.
Max Mosley, president of the Federation Internationale de l’Automobile, F1’s governing body, is facing intense pressure to resign from his post after being implicated in a Nazi role-playing orgy according to British tabloid News of the World.
The report detailed a […]

By Albert Bianchi -- 0 comments

February 19th, 2008

The Two Racing Leagues I Thought Were One League Combine to Actually Form One League, Just as I Had Thought All Along

You know those race cars that don’t look like cars at all, but like rocket ships with big wheels on the side. Apparently there was two different groups of those rocket ship cars, but now they’re going to have the people with rocket ship cars race the other people with rocket ship cars. Rocket ship […]

By Albert Bianchi -- 0 comments

February 18th, 2008

Ryan Newman Wins Daytona 500, Takes Celebratory Ride With Snoop Dogg

After he won the Daytona 500, Ryan Newman did two things I didn’t think were possible.  First, he somehow managed to make the inside of his car fill with smoke during his celebratory lap, and he brought the phrase “Hello, Newman” back to America’s consciousness. On behalf of Wayne Knight, I thank you, Ryan Newman.
(AP […]

By Albert Bianchi -- 0 comments

September 14th, 2007

Bill Belichick Apparently Also Works in Formula One

I am still not entirely sure what the following excerpt means exactly, but I’m pretty sure they say something about being fined $100 million dollars, which is a lot of money.
  Accused of using leaked secret data from its main rival Ferrari, the Formula One team McLaren was hit with a record $100 million fine […]

By Albert Bianchi -- 0 comments

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