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Archive for March 2008

March 10th, 2008

Gold Medal Favorite Might Skip Olympics

This year is make-or-break for China’s international image, or at least it appears so. The Chinese government is going to great lengths — sometimes even hilarious, super-villain lengths — to make China’s formal introduction to popular consciousness the best it possibly can be. China’s can’t change all its problems with bizarre technology however. Its ties to […]

By Albert Bianchi -- 0 comments

March 10th, 2008

Just a Reminder, the Miami Heat were NBA Champs Two Years Ago

In semi-related news, my words shape the future. I am a conduit of time-force, or something. You see, last Thursday, when discussing Pat Reilly’s genius plan to avoid having to go to Miami Heat games, I casually joked that Dwyane Wade’s plan was to “just get seriously hurt, like he does every year.” Then, today:
Dwyane […]

By Albert Bianchi -- 12 comments

March 6th, 2008

The Most Important Thing To Happen To Politics Ever

While we all were waiting for a certain former Phoenix Sun to run for governor of Alabama (oh, and he never will) another former Phoenix Sun announced he was running for mayor of Sacramento: Kevin Johnson. Also, it appears that this is a completely legitimate campaign. Congratulations, Kevin Johnson, you have Dejuiced’s endorsement.
The 42-year-old Johnson made the […]

By Albert Bianchi -- 0 comments

March 6th, 2008

Microsoft CEO Attempts to Buy the Supersonics, Update Team to New Version that Everybody Hates Making Everybody Wish They Still Had the Old Version

The Seattle Supersonics might not be doomed to move to Oklahoma City. Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer is part of a group attempting to purchase the franchise, with the intention of keeping them in the Pacific Northwest. Of course, the team isn’t technically “for sale.” But as any good Microsoft CEO, Ballmer knows everyone has a […]

By Albert Bianchi -- 0 comments

March 6th, 2008

Pat Reilly Doesn’t Want to Watch the Heat Either

Pat Reilly has had enough. He can’t watch this bullshit anymore. He’s going to watch some NCAA ball instead of coaching. Seriously.
Riley said Thursday that “there’s a possibility” he will “miss one or two” upcoming Heat games because he wants to travel to the various NCAA conference tournaments and start seeing players who’ll potentially be […]

By Albert Bianchi -- 1 comment

March 5th, 2008

More Off-Seasoning — Spicy!

- The Falcons cut Joey Harrington, which is what you do with Joey Harrington.
- Oakland signed Javon Walker, who is like a less-talented, but more-infuriating version of Randy Moss. Good work Raiders.
- The Patriots signed a cornerback named Webster, who is not the cornerback named Webster who played exceedingly well during the Giants Super Bowl […]

By Albert Bianchi -- 0 comments

March 5th, 2008

Hey, Warren Sapp Retired Too

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I guess it’s a neat coincidence that Brett Favre and Warren Sapp officially retired on the same day. (Sapp made clear his intent to retire immediately after the season.) Back when Warren Sapp mattered, was on the Tampa Bay Bucs and the NFC Central still […]

By Albert Bianchi -- 0 comments

March 4th, 2008

But What About Brett Fav-ruh?

Oh, him, he’s retiring.
In the year where there didn’t seem to be any speculation on whether Brett Favre would retire or not, Brett Favre retired.  Expect no middle ground on the reactions to this news. There will either be fawning over Favre, or hating over fawning over Favre. In my own zen-way, I plan to […]

By Albert Bianchi -- 2 comments

March 4th, 2008

Time for the Birdman to Fly, Part Deux

Hey, remember this guy?

Of course you do, he’s Chris Andersen, the Birdman. His drug suspension is officially over, and NBA teams are free to sign him. The Hornets have the first shot at him, and are expected to add him to an already entertaining team.
“We were always more concerned with Chris Andersen the person […]

By Albert Bianchi -- 0 comments

March 4th, 2008

Ten Goals! Ten Freaking Goals

I really wish hockey scoreboards only had one digit, that way when the Capitals won 10-2 against the Bruins, it would read 0-2, but really it would be 10-2. That would be kind of funny. Also, the Bruins scored 10 freaking goals. Alex Ovechkin had a hat trick in the third period, the Caps had […]

By Albert Bianchi -- 1 comment

March 3rd, 2008

Hank Steinbrenner Applies for Dual Citizenship

In the grand history of rich people having friendly competitions about their rich things, this Hank Steinbrenner vs. John Henry rivalry is pretty tepid. They’re not ruining people’s lives for dollar bets. But still, John Henry has signed Hank Steinbrenner up for citizenship in the Red Sox Nation. Most people didn’t think that you could […]

By Albert Bianchi -- 0 comments

March 3rd, 2008

News of Contractual Negotiations!

Asking for a raise was never this interesting. (Ok, except on the Office.)
- The Steelers lock up Ben Roethlisberger for 8 years, $102 million extension. Now only the Pittsburgh equipment manager will ever have to deal with his unwieldy last name.
- The Atlanta Falcons release Warrick Dunn after signing Michael Turner. This should fix everything. […]

By Albert Bianchi -- 0 comments

March 3rd, 2008

Guilty by Association: LeBron Dunks, Also Wins

News, scores, highlights from the NBA.
- LeBron James and the Cavaliers took down the Bulls. The game can be summed in the following clip.

Visual aids are fun. Although, I still prefer the flying toasters screensaver, Mike Tirico.
- The Yao-less Rockets won their 15th straight and Dikembe Mutombo demonstrated that he is indeed still in […]

By Albert Bianchi -- 0 comments

March 3rd, 2008

Harvard Basketball in Trouble, and Remarkably, Not for Grade Inflation

When I first heard that Harvard basketball was suspected of recruiting infractions, my first reaction was: why couldn’t Tommy Amaker have tried to pull that stuff in Ann Arbor? Michigan basketball is built on a solid foundation of awesome teams built on shady recruiting tactics. I know the Fab Five technically didn’t exist, but still, […]

By Albert Bianchi -- 0 comments

March 1st, 2008

NBA Players Might Make Too Much Money

I’m usually all for NBA players making as much money as possible. Really, they are the ones who fans pay to watch. The fans don’t care about team owners.
But when an NBA player has more shoes than I do – then I start to wonder. In this TNT special, Ben Gordon of the Chicago Bulls […]

By Kori Ellis -- 1 comment

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