Because there is no joke I could possibly come up with to improve upon the glory that is this shot, I would like to extend thanks on behalf of the Fox Network — they really, really needed it — to the New York Yankees. The Yanks join the Angels, Red Sox, and Indians in some […]
Shawn Marion wants to be traded. Now, what on Earth could make a reasonably sane basketball player want to stop playing with Steve Nash? The Matrix himself answers:
“I’m tired of hearing my name in trades,” Marion said by phone from his Chicago home. “I love my fans in Phoenix, but I think it’s time for […]
Look into those eyes. Look. Don’t turn away from the screen. Just look.
In fact, I recommend that you set this picture as your background. Because the Brady Spawn will know of your loyalty. And he will reward you.
But most importantly, look. Look and remember. This is the future. Don’t turn away.
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Hey, remember when the Saints were America’s team last year, slanging the ball all over the field? Remember how it made everything better in New Orleans? That was very uplifting, but that was last year. This year, the Saints have apparently set a new goal: to return a sense of normalcy to New Orleans. And […]
-The Eagles offensive explosion might very well mean that we’ll see more of those hideous throwbacks, which will likely cause acid flashbacks for the hallucinogenic folk who went to Michigan during the 60s. Those weird blue and yellow winged helmets - and the bizarre sideline hats - will haunt my dreams.
-Speaking of the Eagles, it […]
Shelley Duncan, the Yankee rookie slugger, is a fan favorite in New York for being a rookie slugger. He’s like the hitting equivalent of Joba Chamberlain. The man-crushes may increase exponentially after last nights Yankee-Red Sox game, one in which Shelley didn’t even play. You see, before the game, a young Red Sox fan — […]
I am still not entirely sure what the following excerpt means exactly, but I’m pretty sure they say something about being fined $100 million dollars, which is a lot of money.
Accused of using leaked secret data from its main rival Ferrari, the Formula One team McLaren was hit with a record $100 million fine […]
OJ Simpson has been named a suspect in a casino break-in involving sports memorabilia. He’s been questioned, and the investigators have said they’ve gotten “conflicting stories.”
Well, let’s get these out of the way:
He’s out there looking for the real casino breaker-inners!
He’s publishing a book, If I Broke Into a Casino and Stole Sports Memorabilia, This […]
I, for one, am not at all surprised that Bill Belichick would cross a line to win. This is the man who barely dresses himself because he is so concentrated on winning. He’s Bill Belichick, he wins. Is it really shocking that he would try and steal signals? This whole thing reminds me of the […]
- “Guess who’s the biggest Johnson” may very well prove to be the most hilarious thing ever said in the history of television, nay, entertainment. I would like to personally thank Ron Jaworski for that nugget of pure comedy genius. I’m still giggling about it today.
- If the Giants can get Brandon Jacobs back for […]
The Colts are good, the Saints are not so good, Jason David wants to crawl into a hole.
Thanks kid.
Who cares? The NFL is back! Weeeeeeeee!
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Rick Ankiel, ace-pitcher turned erratic-Knoblaucher turned power-hitter, is all that is right about baseball. He’s determined, if a little bit of a headcase. He’s an inspiration, never giving up on his dream of playing major league baseball. He had another stellar outing last night, knocking in 7 RBI. He’s truly what’s right with sports, an […]
Or something? At least that’s what Nike wants you to think.
And congratulations, Rainn Wilson, on being typecast the rest of your life. At least your character is hilarious. See the other ads here and here. They are also quite funny. Keep up the good work, Nike. This ad campaign will surely earn you many a […]
Following the week three loss to Notre Dame, Michigan fans could take no more. Michigan dropped its third straight home game, and fifth straight overall. The Wolverines went from a pre-season top-five ranking to 0-3; it was the tipping point. Though some fans, bloggers and media-folk had been calling for head coach Lloyd Carr to […]
Seriously, WTF? Who are these people?
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A Lloyd Carr press conference is usually filled with obfuscation and contempt. This of course is the man who once asked a sideline reporter “What kind of stupid question is that?” No one questions the wisdom of Lloyd Carr! But then you lose to Appalachian State, and the dynamic changes a bit. You have to […]
Pedro returns, gets 3,000th career strikeout, Mets win. These career numbers are so big and unwieldy. I really don’t know what to do with them.
Roger Clemens leaves game with elbow soreness, loss to Mariners. The Yankees are running out of young, exciting pitchers to replace their old and busted rotation.
Carlos Zambrano only lasts 4 1/3, […]
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