May 17th, 2007
It’s Really the Only Way to Get Through a Phillies Game
Game sucks, might as well get drunk. (from CollegeHumor)
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Game sucks, might as well get drunk. (from CollegeHumor)
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Michael Vick might soon learn the public figure’s most important lesson: stay the hell away from camera phones. Yahoo is reporting that there are videos “out there” that place Ronnie Mexico at his house while dogs were fighting.
“We don’t know where (the tapes) are or if they do indeed exist, but I have been told […]
Robert Horry has gotten the Spurs to the Western Conference finals, where they’ll face the palest team in basketball. Robert Horry will do this without playing the final two games in the series. For Robert Horry, as you will soon see, is an evil genius. How he knew that the interior presence (and his backup!) […]
I am terrified to write about this right now, but let this be known: in an odd confluence of family tradition and moving as a young child, my sports allegiances were split between New York teams and Detroit teams. The New York teams which my family elders cared about became my favorite teams in their […]
Dirk was awarded his regular season accolades today. He also received his post-season award.
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Devin Hester returned the opening kickoff of the Super Bowl back for a touchdown. Then he never got a chance to make a big play the rest of the game. He never touched the ball. The Colts won the Super Bowl and Peyton Manning hosted Saturday Night Live. All of this seems well and good […]
Are you sick of hearing about a pitcher with a 4.17 ERA against whom batters are hitting .300? So is Jim Leyland. Can’t find an ornery enough way to express your anger at the continuing media coverage? Jim Leyland’s got your back. Are you unaware that we’re talking about Daisuke Matsuzaka? Well, Jim Leyland is […]
When Amare Stoudemire called the Spurs a dirty team, he wasn’t talking about Robert Horry. He was talking about Bruce Bowen. He was talking about the Spurs defensive stopper. He certainly wasn’t talking about the guy whose career has basically involved standing out around the perimeter and sometimes hitting open shots. How could Robert Horry […]
Michael Jordan dancing with anonymous, drunk co-eds: unsurprising. Michael Jordan dancing with famous, coked-up pop stars? Still unsurprising, but kind of disappointing.
Hoop legend Michael Jordan stayed upright - at least in public - but was definitely enjoying the scenery around the pool, especially one blond. Fancy-free Jordan didn’t miss the chance to dance […]
Brett Favre is up to his ole Hamlet habits. Last time he wasn’t sure if he wanted to announce that he was unsure whether he wanted to retire. Now, Favre is saying that when he demanded a trade following the NFL draft, he didn’t really mean it. On the Packers’ website, Favre (’s publicist) writes:
I […]
Sure, the Bulls delayed the inevitable. And, sure, the Jazz beat the Warriors on the performances of Derek Fisher and Carlos Boozer. But you and I both know that the biggest story of these NBA playoffs is the undeniable cool of Mehmet Okur.
Note the European Carry-all.
(Photo: Getty Images)
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The Bulls had that game. As the clock wound down and Chauncey playfully dribbled in circles, my friends and I looked to each other in giddy disbelief, searching for the answer to the same question: how in the hell did the Bulls lose that game? They had that game locked up! We watched the ensuing […]
The year is 2025, and what remains of Roger Federer wanders the countryside, pining away for its glory days as if it had real, human emotions. Federer, formerly the best tennis automaton in the world, has been reduced to a shell of its former entity. Literally. Its interior mechanisms of tennis superiority were acquired by […]
Remember when Kobe Bryant would have to miss warm-ups because of his rape trial, and even though he hadn’t properly stretched he still played. And then he played well and Al Michaels gushed and gushed and gushed. Yeah, well, Derek Fisher has pretty much put that whole episode in its place. Derek Fisher missed the […]
Catchy, ain’t it?
The Suns decided, hey, let’s make sure it’s not so close that in case our point guard starts hemorrhaging again, it really won’t matter. The Spurs-who-aren’t-named-Duncan helped them along the way, only scoring 22 points in the second half. Nash had 20 and 16, while Amare Stoudemire had 21 second-half points. The series […]
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