Archive for May 2007
May 31st, 2007
Mark Cuban is part of a group of owners looking to create a pro-football league to rival the NFL. Mark Cuban is apparently sick of making money.
NCAA grants Duke Lacrosse an extra year of eligibility. As their hardship is now officially over, you can go back to hating them for being rich, white, connected pricks.
Kobe […]
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May 31st, 2007
Chad Johnson is going to race a horse. And not in the way that Michael Vick “fights” dogs. Chad Johnson is actually going to race against a horse. The event, is creatively billed as “Man vs. Beast.” (Man vs. Beast, c’mon. Chad Johnson is involved, show a little imagination.) The money raised by the event […]
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May 31st, 2007
Yankees 10, Blue Jays 5 - The Blue Jays accuse Alex Rodriguez of calling out “mine” on the basepath, causing a routine pop-up to fall. Rodriguez claims he simply said “hah.” To be fair, the Yankees needed to win, and who gives a shit about it being fair.
Cardinals 8, Colorado 4 - Albert Pujols forgot […]
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May 31st, 2007
They won. They will win. You will not like it. They will not care. They will align with Tiger Woods and Roger Federer. They will rule all of humanity in a very fundamentally sound way. The revolution will be televised, but there will be something else on, and you’ll probably watch that instead.
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May 30th, 2007
Greg Oden and Bill Russell to work together on Oden’s first endorsement deal. Surprisingly, not for Doublemint Gum.
David Kircus stays on Broncos after passing lie-detector test. Swears up and down that despite skin color, is in fact wide-receiver.
Daisuke Matsuzaka thinks that hotel’s beds are too soft. Porridge described as “just right.”
Lakers owner Jerry Buss arrested […]
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May 30th, 2007
This entire series, I’ve been waiting for the Pistons to snap out of it, to switch into the next gear, to turn it on, and various other euphemisms for playing better. Through four games, they still haven’t. So the question begins to shift. Do the Pistons even have the potential to play better? Maybe the […]
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May 25th, 2007
In bicycling, everybody cheats. Which really makes it not cheating. Which is why people don’t really care that everybody cheats in bicycling. Also, it’s bicycling, so unless you’re a young Daniel Stern or Dennis Quaid, you don’t care too much in the first place. They’re just guys riding bikes. If they need a bit of […]
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May 25th, 2007
Lebron is damned if he does, damned if he doesn’t. At least against the Pistons in the Eastern Conference Finals. Facing the same situation as last game, down one with seconds remaining, LeBron kept the ball himself. He had to. LeBron knew the game had to be in his hands, he was the superstar. Of […]
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May 24th, 2007
The internet is a place for cats and pictures of cats. (Also porn, but mostly cats.) This site is on the internet. The following clip (via Awful Announcing via Home Run Derby) contains a cat. Enjoy.
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May 24th, 2007
June 5th, 2007; Boston, Massachusetts-
“It was just a practice lottery, it didn’t count for real.”
In a joint press conference today with Danny Ainge and Doc Rivers, David Stern announced that the NBA will hold another lottery to determine NBA draft order. Stern elaborated,
“Sure, we were more than happy with Portland and Seattle having the first […]
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May 24th, 2007
As this year’s Duke Lacrosse team plays on in the Lacrosse Final Four, the question remains, what will become of last year’s Duke Lacrosse team? Well, they might get the chance to finally play, sort of.
Inside Lacrosse has learned that a “Request for a Season of Competition Waiver” has been filed and is under review […]
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May 22nd, 2007
This is how it could have been. It could have been LeBron James, with the triple-double, leading the Cavaliers to a game 1 win. It could have been stories about a complete game. About how when his shot wasn’t falling, LeBron could still make plays. After all, when he entered the league, it was his […]
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May 21st, 2007
What is the best way to control a crowd of soccer hooligans? Is it free beer outside the city, or just plain empty soccer stadiums? Nope, according to the Greek Police, the most effective way to stop soccer riots is paintball.
Greek police on Monday said they would fire paintball pellets containing different colours to identify […]
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May 21st, 2007
Roger Federer beat Rafael Nadal on clay, ending Nadal’s 81-match win streak on the surface. He proceeded to celebrate his victory of his one frustration to keep up the clever rouse that he is human and not a robot sent from the future to play tennis excruciatingly well.
Yep, not fooling anyone.
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May 18th, 2007
You can have skin like his, too! Derek Jeter, in a move that will certainly not be mocked, has released a skin-care line. DJ is not just a spokesman, the line is called Derek Jeter Driven. And you know what, I’m probably going to buy some. He’s just so damned handsome. I’d like to […]
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May 18th, 2007
Matt Gutierrez is my favorite Michigan quarterback, ever.
How’s this? Tom Brady should be, but he was wildly underrated by me and most (see: all) Michigan fans when he was here. To call the Golden Boy my favorite Michigan quarterback would be disingenuous, he’s my favorite Michigan alum quarterback. Jim Harbaugh was up there in the […]
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May 18th, 2007
You see, a strong outlier can affect the outcomes of any statistical analysis. Having observed the officials’ treatment of Rasheed Wallace in the Bulls-Pistons series I have come to one simple conclusion: the NBA officials don’t call a disproportionate amount of fouls on black players, they call a disproportionate amount of fouls on Rasheed Wallace, […]
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