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Archive for February 2007

February 18th, 2007

The Black Rhino Drew Blood

In the most compelling event from last night’s All-Star events, Charles Barkley defeated veteran NBA referee Dick Bavetta in a foot race. The race came about because Barkley claimed back in January, while doing color commentary on a TNT game, that he could beat the 67-year-old Bavetta in a foot race. Bavetta heard about this […]

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February 18th, 2007

The Hangover

All-Star Weekend: Gerald Green dunked a ball, Dwyane Wade got fouled was the best ball-handler, and Jason Kapono doused the Hibachi with water.
Memphis 78 - Gonzaga 77 (OT): That sound you hear, it’s Gonzaga’s bubble about to burst.
Detroit Red Wings 4 - Phoenix Coyotes 1: Henrik Zetterberg netted his first career hat trick. […]

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February 17th, 2007

The Hangover

Sophomores 155 - Rookies 114:  Is this year’s rookie class that bad?
NBA All-Star Celebrity Game: East 21 - West 40 – You know, nobody really cares about this game but Reggie Bush sprained his ankle in the game. 
NHL: St. Louis 1 - Nashville 0 — Immediately after trading for Peter Forsberg, Nashville lost for the first […]

By The Fan's Attic -- 0 comments

February 14th, 2007

Happy Valentines Day, Internet Denizens

The word “Sports” is right there on the cover, so it’s appropriate. Like you’d care anyways.
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February 14th, 2007

If The People of Boston Ever Saw This, They Might All Develop Drinking Problems

You’d think this would be a problem involving the local Boston government, given their tendency to blow things completely out of proportion. It’s not though, this is the federal government having a Louisville Slugger up its collective ass. For you see, the immortal, Gyroballing, yet-to-throw-a-MLB-pitch Daisuke Matsuzaka appears in a beer commercial in which he […]

By Albert Bianchi -- 1 comment

February 13th, 2007

There’s Just Something About Today

Something feels right. All my cynicism is just melting away, if just for today. Today, there’s something different. Something happy. Something…springy.
In some Suessian turn-of-events, my heart grew three sizes. Tomorrow we can talk steroids and sex, cash and cops, but today. Today is for the joy of sports. It still exists, somewhere. Probably in Florida […]

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February 12th, 2007

Ummmm, Sean… This is the Pro Bowl

The following video is misleading. You might assume that Sean Taylor is a badass and Brian Moorman is some punk punter. This is the wrong assumption. Sean Taylor is an overrated, undisciplined safety who goes for the big hit so recklessly that he forgets to, you know, cover people. Brian Moorman is the punter […]

By Albert Bianchi -- 0 comments

February 8th, 2007

Excuse Me for a Second, I Need to Be a Giants Fan For a Bit

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, seriously? Hahahahahahahahahahaha. You’re kidding right? No way. Jeesh man.
There are so few happy days as a Giants fan, just let me enjoy this for a day or two. I promise I’ll be pissed about Coughlin and Eli soon enough.
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February 8th, 2007

The Politics Of Failure Have Failed! It’s Time To Make Them Work Again!

John Edwards, you have officially lost any chance of ever being president. Why? You ask. Well, it’s because of your official campaign song.
John Edwards
Song: “This is Our Country”
Artist: John Mellencamp
Sample Lyric:
“The dream is still alive
Some day it will come true
And this country it belongs
To folks like me and you
So let the voice of freedom
Sing out […]

By Albert Bianchi -- 0 comments

February 6th, 2007

Now What?

I have no idea? I’m just killing time till March. Hey, look, here’s the extended version of the best commercial from the Super Bowl, which was only two days ago.

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February 5th, 2007

The Super Bowl? It Super Blowed

Yeah, so the Colts have now won two of the sloppiest Super Bowls (yesterday’s and number V). I’m not sure what that means about the franchise, but I wouldn’t be too happy if I were a Colts fan. Actually, I’d be Rex-tatic. You just won the Super Bowl. Who cares how crappy the game was […]

By Albert Bianchi -- 0 comments

February 4th, 2007

Just Another Sign That NBA Ballers Have Too Much Money

Earlier this week, Agent Zero (aka Washington Wizards guard Gilbert Arenas) had a little bet going with teammate DeShawn Stevenson.  Arenas wagered 20 Gs that out of 100 shots he could hit more college-range 3-pointers one-handed than Stevenson could from NBA-range and shooting normally.  Twenty thousand? Really?  That’s enough money to place a family above the […]

By The Fan's Attic -- 0 comments

February 3rd, 2007

EPL Saturday: American Invasion

Fulham 2 – Newcastle 1:  American Brian McBride led the Fulham to victory over Newcastle.  The game was notable because four American field-players saw action in the match.  New to Newcastle on loan, Oguchi Onyewu made his massive presence known by clattering about Fulham’s attack, yet, he was fortunate to not be booked.  Other Americans […]

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February 3rd, 2007

Could She Be On The Juice?

Forty-year-old Gail Devers prevailed over an impressive field in the 60-meter hurdles at the 100th Millrose Games.  The 2004 Olympic champion, one of Devers’ students and a former world champion were all in the field.  Devers had a child 19 months ago and still managed to run the fastest time in the world this season.  
The […]

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February 3rd, 2007

The Hangover

Portland Trailblazers 107 – Denver Nuggets 114 (OT):  After getting snubbed for the All-Star game, Carmelo Anthony managed to not get into a slapfight and run away against the Blazers to the tune of 33 points.
LA Lakers 84 – Indiana Pacers 95:  Looks like Kobe used up his magic for the week in the Celtics […]

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February 2nd, 2007

The Biggest News in Football this Weekend

Brett Favre set to return for 2007 season! Hurrah!
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February 1st, 2007

Hey, NFL Fan, the National Football League Doesn’t Give a Shit About You OR Your God

In the NFL’s never-ending quest to make sure it is as difficult as possible to actually enjoy an NFL game. (See: NFL Sunday Ticket available only on DirecTV.) The NFL has decided you’re not allowed to watch the Super Bowl on a large screen. Especially if you’re a church.
The NFL has shut down Indianapolis-area Fall […]

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