December 12th, 2006
Bunch of young, promising players; an exciting, comeback game; and high-scoring shootout all contributed to a 5-4 shootout (shotout?) win for the Penguins. That would have been really cool to watch if anyone actually was watching.
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December 12th, 2006
Freddy Adu — remember him? — has been traded from the D.C. United to Real Salt Lake. This begs the question: who thought it would be a good idea to name the MLS teams after famous soccer clubs from across the pond? Does anyone confuse Real Madrid with Real Salt Lake? And is it pronounced […]
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December 12th, 2006
Start the Hester-ia. My new favorite president? Hester A. Arthur. I do not jest about the Hest. Lest, er, you think less of me, Hester is the bester. He has such zester. I don’t mean to pester, but don’t get sequestered in a Best Western and forget about Hester, for Hester is lester than […]
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December 11th, 2006
Well, now that I have the unavoidable joke out of the way, here’s what I actually think is going to happen:
On January 1st, when the old ball returns like Coke classic, it will be praised for its natural feel and all will be well in the NBA. Notable complainers like Steve Nash and Lebron James […]
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December 11th, 2006
Which could really be said of anybody who has watched Teen Wolf, but that’s besides the point. Nextel Cup Champ Jimmie Johnson broke his non-shifting wrist at a recent celebrity golfing event. That itself isn’t much in terms of news, as it’s the NASCAR off-season, but the nature of the injury is certainly intriguing. It […]
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December 11th, 2006
Prince will be the halftime entertainment for the Super Bowl. Yes, that Prince. The one who used to be the artist formerly known as Prince but is now just Prince again. I cannot make this clear enough for you, there is nothing ironically awesome about this; this is honest-to-goodness just plain awesome. I’m having a […]
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December 11th, 2006
Not-as-good-as-you-thought-they-were edition
Saints 42, Cowboys 17 - Romo isn’t as good as you hoped he was, state of Texas; Parcells hasn’t been as good as you thought he was since the early nineties, football announcing populace.
Jaguars 44, Colts 17 - The Colts either aren’t as good as we thought they were or they think that it’s […]
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December 7th, 2006
Lavar is pissed that his agent is in trouble. Whatever, agents are sleazeballs and I’m sure Carl Poston deserves whatever his penalty is. That’s not the interesting part. The interesting part is that Lavar took the oppurtunity to take a shot at the Players Union and Organized Crime. Prepare for a story involving Lavar’s […]
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December 7th, 2006
JD Drew, Alfonso Soriano, Ted Lilly, Jason Schmidt? These off-season signings mean little to me. As far as I’m concerned THE free agent signing of the year is the Royals tying up Gil Meche. Not because the ESPN.com article says this without any hint of sarcasm:
The Gil Meche sweepstakes are over, and the Kansas City […]
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December 5th, 2006
Mom always told me to wait until I settle down before I talk about something particularly upsetting. Plus, my internet is crashing more than Ben Roethlisberger nowadays. Either way, I’m finally going to talk about the BCS.
Firstly, let me get this simple fact out of the way. Michigan is clearly a better team than Florida. […]
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December 1st, 2006
Well, not pork per se, but still a general misuse of gubernatorial time. General crum-bummery as it is. The Governor of Louisiana has been spending her recent time lobbying BCS bowls on behalf of her Louisiana State University Tigers. Gov Kathleen Blanco has been in touch with the Presidents of the Rose Bowl and the […]
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December 1st, 2006
Selig is now the odds-on favorite for the “Most Anticipated Retirement of 2009.” Trailing slightly are George W. Bush and Jay Leno.
Vote for your favorite departure in the forums.
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