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Archive for October 2006

October 31st, 2006

Curtis Martin, Apparently A Bit Slow on the Uptake

Curtis Martin, the aged running back who hasn’t seen the field at all this season, is beginning to suspect his injury might force him to retire. That’s actually kind of sad. Curtis Martin was always an underrated running back, which seems impossible given that he played most of his career in New York, but he […]

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October 31st, 2006

The Hangover

Patriots 31, Vikings 7 - Tom Brady, if you were unaware, is the man. 372 and 4 TDs. Yeah, he’s the man.
Flyers 3, Blackhawks 0 -  What exactly is a Flyer?
Ducks 6, Blues 5 - Giguere only stopped 19 shots in regulation, but got the win with an overtime shootout.
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October 30th, 2006

Hey, Remember the World Series, it Totally Happened

It ended on Friday. St Louis won. Remember, they won all of 83 games in the regular season. They’re the World Series champs. Well, maybe you didn’t watch. No one did. Maybe you read a book. This is probably pretty good news for the Detroit Tigers, because you may not have seen that Detroit’s pitchers […]

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October 30th, 2006

Who Wants to Seek Forgiveness From Mutombo?

A racist Orlando heckler targeting Dikembe Mutombo during a preseason game has written a formal apology. (Never thought I’d have to write that again.) I don’t really have a joke here, but I just thought it was interesting that Dikembe Mutombo was still in the NBA and that someone would go to a preseason game […]

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October 30th, 2006

The Hangover

Ravens 35, Saints 22 - Indisputable evidence that Brian Billick is evil.
Colts 34, Broncos 31 - Hey, the Colts are undefeated. How did we go this long without lavishing attention upon them. And they’re playing the Patriots next week. We should probably run this into the ground.
Falcons 29, Bengals 27 - Michael Vick: 20/28, 291 […]

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October 29th, 2006

The Hangover: In Mourning

NBA coaching legend Red Auerbach died yesterday at the age of 89.  I bet he’s just happy knowing that Phil Jackson never surpassed his record of 9 titles as a coach while Red was alive.
Former heavyweight boxing champ, Trevor Berbick, was found dead yesterday.  Apparently, he was found with chop wounds to his head and […]

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October 28th, 2006

Trojans Succumb To Beavers

Yeah, that’s not what usually happens in Pac-10 football, but today it did.  Oregon State topped USC 33-21 in Corvallis today.
Being an Oregon native and an Oregon State fan, this is absolutely huge.  Given how the Beavers have played this season, this comes as an absolute shock to me.  There will definitely be some partying […]

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October 28th, 2006

EPL Saturday: Welcome Back, Wayne…Welcome Back.

Bolton 0 - Manchester United 4:  The return of the Roo occurred in this match with Wayne Rooney notching a hat trick after a 10-game scoreless streak.  It was quite the thrashing of the Wanderers who were completely outclassed by United.  Cristiano Ronaldo, the notorious diver, scored the other goal as United stays atop the […]

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October 28th, 2006

We’re Sorry That We Ruined Your Season

ESPN.com’s Mark Kreidler wrote an interesting article about German cyclist and alleged doper Jan Ullrich.  If you recall, about one day prior to the Super Bowl of cycling–the Tour de France–Ullrich was suspended by his team because of his alleged illegal doping in a Spanish investigation.   Well, four months later a Spanish judge said “Oops, […]

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October 28th, 2006

The Hangover

Annnnndddd…..I’m baaaack.  Not that anybody missed me. 
Really, only one thing is worth mentioning in The Hangover–the Cardinals.  In one of the ugliest World Series I’ve seen in a while, the St. Louis Cardinals defeated the Detroit Tigers in 5 games. 
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October 26th, 2006

The Joel Zumaya Comcast Video

If you’re in the Detroit area, you’ve seen it. If you hang around the Deadspin World Series threads, you’ve heard about it. For the first time on the internet, see it. Joel Zumaya, when not throwing the ball away from Brandon Inge, is a spokesman for Comcast high speed internet.

And damn, I want one of […]

By Albert Bianchi -- 1 comment

October 25th, 2006

A Quick Television Related Plea

This seems familiar. The last three years, I’ve struggled knowing that my favorite television show, Arrested Development, was going to eventually be canceled. No matter how hard we tried, and try we did, AD fans just couldn’t get enough people to watch the show. At least this year was going to be different. Then I […]

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October 25th, 2006

The Hangover

Cardinals 5, Tigers 0 - Not a good day on the Joel Zumaya bandwagon.
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October 24th, 2006

This is Probably an Inappropriate Gift

The New York Post brings this to the worlds attention. Yeah, maybe a little too soon for most Christmas ornaments anyways, and definitely too soon for Yankee flight related Christmas ornaments. Why the hell would Santa be flying a plane anyways? He has a flying sled led by eight magical reindeer. This makes little sense […]

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October 24th, 2006

NBC Hates Columbus, Too

Nothing can save a struggling program like a Columbus, Ohio joke.

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October 24th, 2006

Crazy Parents Taking their Meddling into their Own Hands

A Philadelphia parent threatened his seven-year old’s pee-wee football coach with a gun because his kid wasn’t getting enough playing time. Most people are shocked and appalled that a parent would get so violent regarding something that seems so trivial. Those people haven’t heard of youth hockey, apparently. Some people will just think that this […]

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October 24th, 2006

My Personal Favorite Theory Regarding the Rogers Smudge

Here’s the summary of the interesting part of the article:
Rogers was cheating. La Russa knew he was cheating. La Russa couldn’t accuse Rogers of cheating because Leyland, as a recent member of the La Russa regime in the Cardinals organization has intimate knowledge of how and when the Cardinals cheat.
That’s actually pretty interesting and possible. […]

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